To anyone that pays close attention to my reviews, you know that I don’t review anything that is my favorite, it’d be too biased. The Wolf of Wall Street is my second favorite movie, so I am just biased enough to review it! The Wolf of Wall Street is loosely based on the true story of Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, cheated and used the stock market to get him and his buddies rich off their asses. I just want to state that this is a movie that you will not want to watch with your parents under any circumstances. The opening scene is Leo snorting coke out of a girls ass crack, then having sex with her. He also drives a awesome car while receiving road head, and talks about the variety of drugs he does and why… This is all in the first ten minutes of the movie. It also holds the record of most times “fuck” is spoken a minute at 2.8. If this isn’t enough to convince you it is a good time let me try more. The movie is meant to show the rapid rise and fall of Jordan through all the poor decisions he has made to get there, yet all you want to do is BE HIM. The movie’s second in command is none other than Jonah Hill, playing the weird but awesome Donnie Azoff. The film rounds out its stellar cast with Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey, Jon Favreau, Kyle Chandler, and Rob Reiner. The movie is a quite exceptional 3 hours long, but you are certainly never bored from it.