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There are two things that I am not afraid to admit about the Transformers series. 1. I am a fanboy and when I was younger Transformers was my favorite movie for a very long time. 2. This movie is a giant steaming pile of fucking shit. Not just shit, FUCKING shit. I’m serious. I am very pissed because I loved 1, 2 was terrible, 3 was good again, but this… What the hell happened? The beginning was solid! Mark Wahlberg is always awesome. The girl was hot. TJ Miller was hilarious. The story seemed like a solid enough of a platform… but then it when on for what seemed like 6 hours. Introducing the stupidest robots in the whole world. A boyfriend that you want to punch in the throat. I could rant for days and days. Why was that robot fat? Why did he have a metal cigar? Why was Bumblebee basically a child? WHY WAS THIS MOVIE MADE? YOU RUINED THE DINOBOTS YOU BASTARDS!!!