What in the actual fuck did I just watch? That was weird as hell, and awesome at the same time and I’m so utterly confused about how I feel… Swiss Army Man stars Paul Dano (Hank) and Daniel Radcliffe (a dead guy). Hank is stranded on an island and right when he is about to kill himself Daniel Radcliffe washes ashore. He’s like Wilson from Cast Away, but a dead guy… Then weird shit starts happening. He talks, and acts as a machine gun, and cuts a tree in half, explodes… Then I think they get off the island, or he actually comes to life, or its all another hallucination… I honestly can’t tell you what the hell is going on in this at all, but, I’m gonna watch it!