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What the hell was that shit? I just wasted an hour and a half of my life, yet it felt like a lot more! Krampus is an awesome concept! A Christmas Horror movie that combines comedy with scary… Comedy and scary apparently don’t mix that easily. What this gave you was cringe-worthy acting amidst yawn inducing scares. The suspense was never built up enough, because we saw the monster almost immediately AND they kept telling shitty jokes. But, I could also never get a good laugh going (unless it was at the movie itself). The least this could of done is offer some gore, but, it didn’t even have the balls to be rated R! But, hey? At least the ending was as terrible and nonsensical as the rest of the movie, right?