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Well… That was a big piece of shit. Wasn’t this supposed to be amazing? I don’t know who the hell decided that this was fucking gold because they clearly meant shit.. The Nice guys follows a guy that is basically hired muscle and a private investigator. They team up together to find a young woman that made a porno. This porno contains a hidden message about the corrupt system. The system will destroy Detroit (obviously), so these guys try to save the porno. FUCKING WHAT?! I am fine with weird plot, in fact sometimes they are fun. I am not fine with them when the movie takes itself seriously. And, I suppose I could look past that if this movie made me laugh and had some good action. After all it is an action comedy. However the action is stale and far between, and the comedy falls flat with every joke. So… Ya… This sucks.