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Pacific Rim: Uprising trailer review

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle Comic-Con trailer review

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Please, please, PLEASE be as awesome and as over the top as the first one is and you are making this on look… I beg of you! As you may be able to tell, I was a bit of a fan of the first Kingsman movie. No part of me expected a second one, but we are in 2017 and that is what we do. This at least looks good and has what appears to be a fresh take! On top of that they brought back Colin Firth! I don’t know how, but personally I don’t care how… The spin they have put on The Golden Circle of partnering with their American cousins “The Statesmen” has to be the funniest little twist I could have ever thought of. Everything English is exaggerated and over the top and I expect no less of every American stereotype. Who better to bring that home than Channing Tatum too? The Modern-day-old-school James Bond is back!

Thank You for Your Service trailer review

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I’d just like to start off by saying that the career of Miles Teller is weird yet amazing. He started off doing movies like Project X and 21 and Over, now he is one of the best young actors in Hollywood doing incredibly deep roles… The trailer for Thank You For Your Service (which is a fucking mouth full of a title) is indisputably spectacular. Everything about this leaves goosebumps on my skin. The music goes surprisingly well with the tone that switches from war, to struggling with PTSD back home. The footage they do show of everything gives away no story either. These days a trailer is just a short movie, not this one. All I know of this movie is that he was in war, it was his job to spot bombs, and he has PTSD. And that’s all I need to know! Well done.

Thor: Ragnarok trailer review

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Thor: Ragnarok, which looks like it is ALSO Planet Hulk is another installment in the largest, and most successful movie universe out there. The Buzz behind this trailer is unlike any other in a while. Even the new Spiderman doesn’t measure up to the talk this is receiving! Ragnarok is directed by Taika Waititi, the same man that directed Green Lantern. Now, I would not be too worried about his limited directing experience in this genre, and his singular failed en-devour. Why? Because this trailer is fucking amazing, that’s why. Marvel shelled out a pretty petty to play Zeppelin, gave Thor his helmet, reminded us of his hilarious sense of humor, and even teased us with a showdown against the Hulk! To me, at least, the Thor movies have always been a kind of hold-over until the next Marvel movie. This, however, I will see in theaters.

The House trailer review

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Quickest synopsis ever. Watch this shit.

Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler have a daughter, daughter wants to go to college. College is expensive.
Will- “Let’s do a casino in our basement.”
Amy- “Genious!”

In all reality this movie looks hilarious. A lot better than anything Will Ferrell has done in years and hopefully will bounce Amy Poehler back from Sisters. Jason Mantzoukas is in this as their friend that helps them make a casino, and I look forward to anything he is in… All in all this movie looks really cheesy from the trailer, but, I have never seen these to powerhouse comedy actors together and I think it will be killer!

Office Christmas Party trailer review

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Project X with A-list actors? I think yes! I’m a sucker for Christmas movies, party movies, and comedies…There is one EVERY year. Last year it was The Night Before and one of my favorite actors, Seth Rogen, disappointed me… I think T.J. is here to make it up to me!.. Office Christmas Party looks like a pretty standard party movie. The half-baked excuse they have to party this time is to win over a client and keep their jobs… Shit looks like it hits the fan though when EVERYONE in Chicago gets invited… Jason Bateman is in this too, I assume just being funny and attending the party… Jennifer Aniston though may have another hysterical role to play!.. Aniston is a highly underused comedy actress and I’d LOVE to see her bust out the We’re The Millers and Horrible Bosses chops again!.. I’m gonna see it, obviously! Just turn off your brain and laugh for a couple hours.

 

Goat trailer review

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What started out as a fun trailer with drinking, smoking and college parties turned into something that was far from fun but so much more intriguing. I’ve seen the party movie a thousand times in the exact same way, I have never seen a movie like this and never thought anyone would make a movie about the hell that is pledging… This clearly isn’t a big production, large cost movie; and I was very nervous when I saw Nick Jonas, but, from what we see so far I think they did everything they could with what they had. This won’t be an easy movie to watch, but I think it will be powerful and worth it.

P.S. James Franco won’t be in this thing for more than 5 minutes. Guarantee.

 

Ghostbusters (2016) trailer review

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Okay guys, don’t kill me or anything, but I  only kind of hated the trailer. I’m not saying I like the movie! This is not a movie review, this is a trailer review. And, the trailer had some non-shitty moments. For the  part, though, this made me scared to watch the movie. Okay trailer, hate that it is for THIS movie. I liked the opening drama of it with the piano and skyline view, and I enjoyed the twist they put on the theme song. OH! And they have slimer! How can you not be excited by that? Other than that, I’m very worried. I understand the ghosts didn’t look real in the original, but that was a long time ago! There is no reason the ghosts in this should look like they are straight out of the Scooby Doo movie! I like the actors, they could pull this together, and I hope they find a way!.. I hated the gun licking that girl did, “Girl Murray” basically. I worry that she is TOO weird and will just annoy me. On a final ranting note, I hate the last fifteen seconds of this trailer where the on buster slaps the other buster. I didn’t laugh, I thought it was stupid. So, in conclusion… This had some fun moments, but mainly I don’t like it because WE DON’T NEED THIS!!! However, I will go see it because I see everything. That doesn’t mean you should.

Keanu trailer review

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A 2 hour Key and Peele sketch with a cute kitten? Hell yes! I don’t know much about this except it looks hilarious, ridiculous, awesome, and strangely action packed. This trailer was hilarious and full of one liners and gang fights… It really is a strange combination but if anyone can pull it off its these two geniuses. I love when Key and Peele pretend to be gangster instead of the whitest black guys ever, and I’m excited to see that in a full movie. All in all it looks great, I’ll definitely see it, and I hope Keanu Reeves makes a cameo!

Krampus trailer review

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Could they have made a better trailer for this? Answer: No, no they could not have! If it is not already obvious, I loved this trailer. Holy god damn shit did I love this trailer! “Oh, B, Why did you like the trailer for this likely forgettable Christmas horror movie so much?” I LIKED IT BECAUSE IT WAS AMAZING!!! Now that I got that that out of the way here is why it is so good. Krampus trailer starts out seeming like a Christmas comedy, the music is upbeat, the jokes are funny, and the actors support it. This movie has Adam Scott, David Koechner, and Conchatta Ferrell in it! How could I not think it was going to be funny?! Around a minute in though this trailer takes a hard, HARD turn it to horror. Now, if you aren’t familiar with Krampus, he is basically evil Santa. Once it turns into horror, you can tell this is going to be suspense driven. Suspense is what has been lacking from horror movies lately. I don’t want to see the monster right away, I want you to make me look over my shoulder and be tense! This movie looks like it provides that. I sincerely hope the movie runs along the same lines as this trailer and it wasn’t just top notch editing. If it does, I feel we have a real winner here.