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Attack on Titan TV show review


I’ve never seen an anime before (unless you count Avatar). I tried watching them a long time ago and I didn’t like them AT ALL. So, I came to the conclusion that I would never watch an anime again… Well I watched an Anime again and I’m here to tell you that I didn’t hate it! It was actually very exciting. I watch so many movies and TV shows and observe them so closely that I can predict what will happen almost immediately. I tried that at the beginning of this and got literally every prediction wrong!.. Attack on Titan follows a civilization drove to near extinction by “Titans”, large humanoid things that get off on eating people. After near extinction the humans erect walls and learn to fight back. I’m not going to tell you what I predicted and what ACTUALLY happens, but none of them overlap… The first thing that hooked me into this show was that they don’t hold back on the violence and gore. Which is good! Giants eating people alive is going to be very very bloody. The next was the score and soundtrack. Oh my god this score is so bad-ass that I want to get it on a CD and listen to it on road trips!.. Something I will say though is that all three main characters are the most annoying little shits I have ever seen. I struggled to keep watching on so many occasions with their over the top anger, crying, and stupidity. And, if it weren’t for the MASSIVE cliffhanger at the end of ever episode I would have quit… So, if you are new to anime’s and want to get into them I recommend this one as a great starter.


Sausage Party movie review


Holy shit, this is an all-star cast! When I saw This is the End ALL I wanted was for these comedians to come together again and make a monster of a movie… They did just that but not in the way any of us were expecting! I’m a huge Seth Rogen fan, so, I follow all of his work closely. About a year ago I saw on IMDb that he was working on a big movie and I got STOKED. When the first trailer for this dropped and I saw what it was, I was blown away and laughed my ass off. I was SURE there was no way it could live up to that trailer. Well, it exceeded my expectations… Sausage Party is a animated movie (that I beg you do not take your kids too) that is the brainchild of Seth Rogen and features more amazing actors than I care to list. It follows Frank, a hot dog in a grocery store, and his endevour to get taken home with someone and “go inside” a bun. A bunch of shit goes awry when he gets picked to go home and he sets out on a mission to find out what REALLY happens when the humans take you away (spoiler: they get eaten). It sounds weird to say about a movie like this, but, this movie is truly genius. The amount of subtle references and jokes, along with the huge amount of food puns is awesome. The voice acting is spectacular, with not a single person phoning it in! And, best of all, because the people that made this are who they are there was no holding back in this movie. At one point a douche actually jumped up into and mans ass and controlled him that way making him murder everyone! If you are a fan of movies such as This is the End, Pineapple Express, and Knocked Up, this is the comedy for you!

SPOILER: I never knew I needed a food orgy scene until I had one.