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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie review

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Sausage Party movie review

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Holy shit, this is an all-star cast! When I saw This is the End ALL I wanted was for these comedians to come together again and make a monster of a movie… They did just that but not in the way any of us were expecting! I’m a huge Seth Rogen fan, so, I follow all of his work closely. About a year ago I saw on IMDb that he was working on a big movie and I got STOKED. When the first trailer for this dropped and I saw what it was, I was blown away and laughed my ass off. I was SURE there was no way it could live up to that trailer. Well, it exceeded my expectations… Sausage Party is a animated movie (that I beg you do not take your kids too) that is the brainchild of Seth Rogen and features more amazing actors than I care to list. It follows Frank, a hot dog in a grocery store, and his endevour to get taken home with someone and “go inside” a bun. A bunch of shit goes awry when he gets picked to go home and he sets out on a mission to find out what REALLY happens when the humans take you away (spoiler: they get eaten). It sounds weird to say about a movie like this, but, this movie is truly genius. The amount of subtle references and jokes, along with the huge amount of food puns is awesome. The voice acting is spectacular, with not a single person phoning it in! And, best of all, because the people that made this are who they are there was no holding back in this movie. At one point a douche actually jumped up into and mans ass and controlled him that way making him murder everyone! If you are a fan of movies such as This is the End, Pineapple Express, and Knocked Up, this is the comedy for you!

SPOILER: I never knew I needed a food orgy scene until I had one.

 

Why I started BeeOrdiway

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As much as I would love to give you my life story I will narrow this down as much as possible. For months now I have been wanting to write articles on my website but have never been able to. Now, because of the name change and complete redo of my site, I can! So, what better to write about than the formation of BeeOrdiway?

I’ve always had a love for writing. I would write short stories, articles, songs, etc. But, after starting school and working full time I never had enough time to write a book or a story without losing concentration. On top of that, I wanted to kick back and relax after a long day! So I started going to the movie theater more, playing games a lot, and reading. Although this was all a lot of fun I never wrote anymore and I had no hobbies. My solution? On March 23 2015 I started my blog “MovieVersus” on Tumblr. Every now and then two movies are released at the same time with nearly an identical plot (No Strings Attached and Friends With Benefits). The idea behind my site then was to give an in depth comparison and tell the people which one was better. Doing this was very time consuming and I didn’t post a lot so I would write movie reviews in-between them. Eventually I moved over to WordPress and my site became “ReviewsWithB”. It remained that same format, adding in different types of reviews, for over a year… Eventually I started to lose interest and wanted to mix it up a bit. BUT, I was constricted by my name to only reviews. I wanted to make lists, suggest music, put up gameplay, start a podcast… I wanted the freedom to do whatever I wanted to do with my own site! Having a site like that allows me do everything that I have always wanted without stretching myself too thin.. So, BeeOrdiway was born.